April 2011
When you finally call your mom back after 50...
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
When someone is getting on your nerves and you try...
I don't understand how people can have like 300...
When I get Message(1)
I’m like
and then i reply like
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your...
"You need a boyfriend."
“Oh okay. Let me just go ask the room full of guys waiting to date me.”
“I honestly don’t know which guy to date first…”
When girls at my school complain about having...
They’re like:
I’m just sitting here like:
my mom yells at me like
and i’m like:
and she’s like get rid of that attitude
and i’m like:
i didn’t even—
When you wake up and then just sit there trying to...
