June 2011
Me in a zombie apocalypse
Expectation:
Reality:
When your favorite song comes on the radio your...
and then your start dancing like this:
and when the song is over your like this:
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
AMEN SISTAH.
May 2011
When someone sends you a text that says "call me"
why didn’t you just call me
That awkward moment when your best friend doesn't...
When You Text Me
When Everyone Else Texts Me
Fresher than a Motherfucker
